May 2012
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I like most Wes Anderson films, but I’m surprised he hasn’t found out about other ethnicities and socioeconomic classes yet.  Does someone need to sit him down with pictures and charts or….? WAIT, NO.  Never mind. Once he finds out there are people different from him he will make a film that is a non-stop thrill-ride of ignorance. 
May 26th
“The institution of marriage is not under attack as a result of the President’s...”
– Rev. Otis Moss III, Senior Pastor of Trinity United Church of Christ (via touchoftea)
May 25th
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May 25th
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“Riot Grrrl made it and still makes it , possible for me to get up in the morning...”
– Beth Ditto (via witharebelelle)
May 25th
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My grown up victory for the day
is accepting that my world is a gray area and it is often uncomfortable to become self-aware. That it sucks to be loved by a better person than yourself. That it can be terrible to be forgiven and loved unconditionally rather than blamed. 
May 24th
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May 24th
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We should ban life jackets and other flotation...
stfuconservatives: breanieswordvomit: -The logic of most of the Republican party Sent to me from sister - god, I love her! Did you know that some high schools are teaching DRIVER’S ED??? Everyone knows the only way to prevent car accidents is to never drive! Learning safe driving techniques is just the slippery slope to all kinds of dangerous behaviors!
May 23rd
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May 23rd
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“Life is like a box of chocolates: a cheap, thoughtless perfunctory gift no one...”
– The Cigarette Smoking Man knows what he’s talking about sometimes. (via shorterexcerpts)
May 16th
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May 16th
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guys: uh why do girls care so much about being skinny? it's so annoying
guys: ew fat chicks
May 16th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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May 15th
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May 15th
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May 15th
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Why "douchebag" is an awesome insult:
niaili: When you call someone a douchebag, what you’re literally saying to them is, “You think you’re so great, but your existence is actually totally unnecessary and your main function is probably toxic. Also you shouldn’t be allowed near anyone’s genitalia.”
May 14th
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May 13th
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May 13th
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May 12th
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May 11th
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May 7th
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I also decided to get a tattoo that says "Anchor...
probably in a large majestic banner.  
May 6th
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Went straight home after work and cracked open a...
WAAAAAAAAAAAAY too many gringos in sombreros. At 6 pm. I can’t imagine how the rest of the night downtown was. Bunch of lilly white people in fake mustaches and sombreros ordering tequila and margaritas and OMG eating guacamole.  But Cinco De Mayo is Mexican independence day, right? And no, it wasn’t Corona or Dos Equis. And yes, I got very drunk. Because, fuck gringos.  
May 6th
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Hooooooly shit you guys
there is no end to the relief washing over me from being granted a Board of Governors Fee Waiver.  Hooooly crap.  Previous to the email I just read, my financial situation was: Entire paycheck from today gone to rent Paycheck in two weeks gone to tuition > $200 to live on and pay for food and bills for the next 6 weeks  Ramen for life Can’t afford a bike of any sort walking...
May 5th
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May 5th
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I don't want to worry anyone,
but I was diagnosed with a guacamole deficiency this morning. It’s pretty serious.  
May 4th
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May 3rd
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May 2nd
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April 2012
40 posts
imfamousontumblr: i dont trust people who never went through an awkward ugly phase
Apr 28th
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WatchWatch
This is essentially what I’m hearing from the baseball field next door 
Apr 28th
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I have a million tabs open trying to figure out...
did I mention how screwed I am financially because of Los Rios’s strict tuition policies plus needing a new bike plus having a million birthdays coming up? Also there’s paying rent and stuff.  It’s going to take me a million years to transfer because of trying to fit school and work together.  Also I think my stomach is digesting itself
Apr 27th
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sugarbooty: A Complete Guide to Hipster Racism There’s been a lot of talk these last couple of weeks about “hipster racism” or “ironic racism”—or, as I like to call it, racism. It’s, you know, introducing your black friend as “my black friend”—as a joke!!!—to show everybody how totally not preoccupied you are with your black friend’s...
Apr 27th
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Planned Parenthood is on Tumblr!
plannedparenthood: Planned Parenthood is excited to be launching our new Tumblr that’s all about sexual and reproductive health – bodies, birth control, relationship issues, “is it normal for this to do this?” type things. In the coming weeks and months we’ll be sharing what we know, answering questions, and just… tumblring.  We hope you like it! And we hope it helps. Woooo!
Apr 27th
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Apr 26th
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Apr 25th
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Keep having to resist the urge to eat my feelings
I just really honestly loved my bike. The height of the frame was perfect for me. The bars were perfectly swept back so I didn’t have to struggle while sitting upright or lean forward a ridiculous amount. The creme tires contrasting with the black frame.  Plus having your only form of transportation stolen sucks. Walking everywhere is so damn slow.  I just really loved my Linus.  Now all...
Apr 25th
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The first time I saw a promotional picture for...
then I looked closer and saw that they were all slightly distinguishable. 
Apr 25th
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Apr 24th
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BIGBOOTY PROBLEMS#1:Walking next to something, and...
Apr 24th
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  amanda-easterly replied to your post:   amanda-easterly replied to your post: Bike was… Oh Lord, AND it’s your transportation. What happened exactly? Where did they take it from? someone happened to walk by last night with the proper wrench to remove the front (locked) wheel and take the bike. there was no other way to lock it up safer because the bike racks at my apartment complex...
Apr 24th
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  amanda-easterly replied to your post: Bike was stolen I am sorry, love. Whoever did it is going to have an unpleasant future, hopefully. I don’t even….I wasn’t even close to paying it off. 
Apr 24th
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Bike was stolen
trying to find a bridge high enough to fall off of and die. 
Apr 24th
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Apr 24th
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Girls: A Girls Writer's Ironic Racism And Other... →
thatsassyarab: This week, on the internet, we are talking about 25-year-old prodigy Lena Dunham’s new HBO show Girls and race. (Girls and gender was last week’s topic. Gawker rips apart new show “Girls” and a growing trend of flippant racism among a certain class of white college students and post-grads. Writer Max Read is on point.   [Image]
Apr 22nd
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The Saga of Insomnia
I’d like to share the mantra I’ve adopted this morning with all the early bird tumblr-ers before I go to work. said mantra is “God, grant me the serenity to not beat the shit out of these simple bitches” The aforementioned simple bitches are my neighbors whom I generally like. Last night they decided to have a rager on the first hot night after winter, meaning all...
Apr 21st
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“Not being racist is not some default starting position. You don’t simply get to...”
– PostBourgie (via iamabutchsolo, meow-sense) (via lomeinrevolution)
Apr 21st
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sugarbooty: Girls In White “Since no one else seems to be saying it or feeling it, I guess I’ll just come out and say it, because I feel it: I have a problem with Lena Dunham. Dunham, you may have heard, is the 25-year-old New York filmmaker, producer and actress behind the much-hyped HBO comedy Girls, which premieres this Sunday. The series chronicles the slackerish adventures,...
Apr 16th
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mizztwerk: IM GONNA GET A TATTOO OF A WHITE PERSON IVE ALWAYS FELT SO CONNECTED TO THEIR CULTURE
Apr 14th
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